[Mb-hair] Re: Bill Maher's letter to W

richard haase hotprojects at nyc.rr.com
Thu Sep 15 18:12:57 PDT 2005


yes its turning unfortunately we will be 55 and 65 respectively by the time
its all turned
but hallelujah yes its turning
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From: "DAGMAR & ANTON" <akstudio at flash.net>
To: <Natureboy1 at austin.rr.com>; <gilalex at earthlink.net>
Cc: <lnorth at grad.arizona.edu>; <graphics at verizon.net>;
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Sent: Thursday, September 15, 2005 6:40 PM
Subject: [Mb-hair] Re: Bill Maher's letter to W


> Is the tide turning yet?
>
> Dagmar
>
>
> > In a message dated 9/14/2005 5:59:29 PM Pacific
> > Standard Time,
> > Natureboy1 at austin.rr.com writes:
>
> > > Bill Maher's letter to W
> > >
> > > Mr. President,
> > >
> > > This job can't be fun for you any more.
> > >
> > > There's no more money to spend--you used up all of
> that.
> > >
> > > You can't start another war because you used up
> the army.
> > >
> > > And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has
> > become the Bush family
> > > nightmare: helping poor people.
> > >
> > > Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the
> > credit cards maxed out. No
> > > one's speaking to you.
> > >
> > > Mission accomplished.
> > >
> > > Now it's time to do what you've always done best:
> > lose interest and walk  away.
> > >
> > > Like you did with your military service, and the
> > oil company, and the baseball team.
> > >
> > > It's time.
> > >
> > > Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How
> > about Cowboy  or Space Man?
> > >
> > > Now I know what you're saying: there's so many
> > other things that you as
> > > President could involve yourself in.
> > >
> > >
> > > Please don't.
> > >
> > >
> > > I know, I know. There's a lot left to do:
> > > There's a war with Venezuela.
> > > Eliminating the sales tax on yachts.
> > > Turning the space program over to the Church,
> > > And Social Security to Fannie Mae.
> > > Giving embryos the vote.
> > >
> > > But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now.
> > > Why?
> > > Because you govern like Billy Joel drives.
> > > You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you
> > haven't given yourself a  medal.
> > > You're a catastrophe that walks like a man.
> > >
> > > Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he
> > never conceded an entire city to rising water and
> snakes.
> > >
> > > On your watch, we've lost almost all of our
> > allies, the surplus, four
> > > airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the
> > Pentagon and the City of New
> > > Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky.
> > >
> > >          I'm not saying you don't love this
> > country.
> > >          I'm just wondering how much worse it
> > could be if you were on the  other side.
> > >
> > >          So, yes, God does speak to you. What he
> > is saying is: "Take a  hint."
> > >
>
>  Tom Tomorrow 'What Went Wrong? '
> Explanations are not pretty.
>
>  Mr. Fish: Cartoon: George W. Bush speaks to a man as
>  a woman sits weeping in  the background.
> Bush says: "Find out if she lost her  family in the
> hurricane
>  or if she lost a son in Iraq, so I know whether or
>  not she deserves my  sympathy."
>
>
> And  How's this for Noblesse Oblige?
>
>  "So many of the people in the arena here, you know,
>  were underprivileged anyway. This is working very
> well for them."
>  former First Lady Barbara Bush,
>  regarding flood evacuees at the Astrodome in Houston.
>
>
> and the latest:
>
>
> > Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs.
> Wade?
>
> > A: He really doesn't care how black people  get out
> > of New Orleans.
>
>
> The "ELVIS! by Dagmar" Book (and a sampling of R'n'R photos) can be seen
here:
> http://www.dagmarfoto.com
>
> Come visit Atelier Anton Krajnc in Cyberspace:
> http://www.AntonKrajnc.com


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