[Mb-hair] Re: Bill Maher's letter to W
DAGMAR & ANTON
akstudio at flash.net
Thu Sep 15 15:40:03 PDT 2005
Is the tide turning yet?
Dagmar
> In a message dated 9/14/2005 5:59:29 PM Pacific
> Standard Time,
> Natureboy1 at austin.rr.com writes:
> > Bill Maher's letter to W
> >
> > Mr. President,
> >
> > This job can't be fun for you any more.
> >
> > There's no more money to spend--you used up all of
that.
> >
> > You can't start another war because you used up
the army.
> >
> > And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has
> become the Bush family
> > nightmare: helping poor people.
> >
> > Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the
> credit cards maxed out. No
> > one's speaking to you.
> >
> > Mission accomplished.
> >
> > Now it's time to do what you've always done best:
> lose interest and walk away.
> >
> > Like you did with your military service, and the
> oil company, and the baseball team.
> >
> > It's time.
> >
> > Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How
> about Cowboy or Space Man?
> >
> > Now I know what you're saying: there's so many
> other things that you as
> > President could involve yourself in.
> >
> >
> > Please don't.
> >
> >
> > I know, I know. There's a lot left to do:
> > There's a war with Venezuela.
> > Eliminating the sales tax on yachts.
> > Turning the space program over to the Church,
> > And Social Security to Fannie Mae.
> > Giving embryos the vote.
> >
> > But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now.
> > Why?
> > Because you govern like Billy Joel drives.
> > You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you
> haven't given yourself a medal.
> > You're a catastrophe that walks like a man.
> >
> > Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he
> never conceded an entire city to rising water and
snakes.
> >
> > On your watch, we've lost almost all of our
> allies, the surplus, four
> > airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the
> Pentagon and the City of New
> > Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky.
> >
> > I'm not saying you don't love this
> country.
> > I'm just wondering how much worse it
> could be if you were on the other side.
> >
> > So, yes, God does speak to you. What he
> is saying is: "Take a hint."
> >
Tom Tomorrow 'What Went Wrong? '
Explanations are not pretty.
Mr. Fish: Cartoon: George W. Bush speaks to a man as
a woman sits weeping in the background.
Bush says: "Find out if she lost her family in the
hurricane
or if she lost a son in Iraq, so I know whether or
not she deserves my sympathy."
And How's this for Noblesse Oblige?
"So many of the people in the arena here, you know,
were underprivileged anyway. This is working very
well for them."
former First Lady Barbara Bush,
regarding flood evacuees at the Astrodome in Houston.
and the latest:
> Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs.
Wade?
> A: He really doesn't care how black people get out
> of New Orleans.
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