[Mb-civic] FW: Heaviest Element Yet Known

[Ian]

FW: Heaviest Element Yet KnownThanks for this.  I can't stop laughing.  It should be required reading in every political science class!

Hysterical!
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    A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest
    element yet known to science - "governmentium." It has 1 neutron, 12
    assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons
    for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by
    forces called morons that are further surrounded by vast quantities of
    lepton-like sub particles called peons.
     
    Governmentium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be
    detected, however, since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact
    with. A tiny amount of governmentium can take a reaction that normally
    occurs in seconds and slow it to the point where it takes days.
    Governmentium has a normal half life of three years. It doesn't decay
    but "re- organizes" a process where assistant deputy neutrons and deputy
    neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow as in
    the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming isodopes. 
     
    This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that
    governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration
    forming critical morass. Researchers believe that in Governmentium, the
    more you reorganize, the morass you cover




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