[Mb-civic] FW: Heaviest Element Yet Known

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From: Kay Zafar <kzii at swbell.net>
Date: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 01:28:37 -0500
To: G-1 <kzii at swbell.net>
Subject: FW: Heaviest Element Yet Known

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> A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest
> element yet known to science - "governmentium." It has 1 neutron, 12
> assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons
> for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by
> forces called morons that are further surrounded by vast quantities of
> lepton-like sub particles called peons.
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> Governmentium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be
> detected, however, since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact
> with. A tiny amount of governmentium can take a reaction that normally
> occurs in seconds and slow it to the point where it takes days.
> Governmentium has a normal half life of three years. It doesn't decay
> but "re- organizes" a process where assistant deputy neutrons and deputy
> neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow as in
> the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming isodopes.
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> This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that
> governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration
> forming critical morass. Researchers believe that in Governmentium, the
> more you reorganize, the morass you cover
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