[Mb-hair] RE: Hair Off topic.. or maybe right on.

[fotoblue at flash.net]

Thanks, Jim,

This is great! I am sending it on (mostly BCC) with only one minor
correction: 
NuevA California, it's a girl!

 ;-)

 Dagmar

Original Message:
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From: James Pappaconstantine georgeberger69 at yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:20:49 -0700 (PDT)
To: mb-hair at islandlists.com
Subject: [Mb-hair] Hair Off topic.. or maybe right on.


 This was sent to me by a photographer friend and figured it might be fun
to share with 
the tribe.
Peace Babies.. JIM
 

                                      A NEW COUNTRY OF BLUE STATES

Dear Red States:
We're ticked off at the way you've treated California, and we've decided
we're leaving. 
We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States
with us. 
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii,Oregon, Washington,
Minnesota, 
Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the entire Northeast. 
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to
the people of 
the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. 
 
We get Elliot Spitzer.You Get Ken Lay!
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Opry Land. 
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get
Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; You get to make the red states pay
their fair 
share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian
Coalition's, 
We get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nueva California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and
we're 
going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. 
If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. 
They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no
purpose, and 
they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets
coming home. 
We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're
not 
willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of
the country's 
fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent
of the 
nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve
French wines 
at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech
industry, most of 
the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all
the Ivy and  
Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all 
obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all
U.S. 
mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the
hurricanes, 99 
percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all
televangelists, Rush 
Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you!

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually 
swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're
discussing the 
death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a
theory,53 percent 
believe that Saddam was involved in
9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with
higher morals 
than we lefties.
 
By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
they grow in 
Mexico.

Sincerely, Author Unknown in New California


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