[Mb-civic] Midnight Prayer #2,729

[Cheeseburger]

Midnight Prayer #2,729


Dear God,

Why do we have to suffer so much here..?  Where are the great healers like
in biblical times..?  Why do you let 4 year olds get hit by trucks but you
let mass murdering politicians have the best education, medical care and
live to be a ripe old age surrounded by friends and admirers..?  Is the
President really The Beast or just another *sshole..?  Why did you misspell
my name in the book of Revelations..?  Is it really necessary for our
military to number and identify natives in oil-rich foreign lands with dna
testing and digital eye scans while 45 percent of Americans can't even get
decent medical care..?  Did you create the Republican Party while you had
diarrhea, rickets or dysentery..?  Is there really an automobile engine that
runs on water that the oil people bought all the patents to and locked them
away or is that just a rumor..?  Are Madonna's breasts really 8 inches long
and shaped like cones or is that just a decorative bra..?  Why does Dick
Cheney get a pacemaker to keep his butt alive when you let good people just
die of heart attacks..?  Is Condoleeza Rice *really* an oreo house n*gger..?
Why is Arafat dead and Ariel Sharon still alive and spreading his
propaganda..?  Why do military bands play anthems when government mass
murderers disembark from planes, cars and toilets..?  Why did you let my
friend Jerry die with his brain exploding after sitting 14 years in a
wheelchair with a spinal cord injury but you let Karl Rove and the Christian
Right sit down to a nice dinner and conversation..?  You're really letting
the Commies throw their empire back together..?  What are we going to do
when China finally explodes..?  Why do girls of different colors live with
me, f*ck me and spread their legs for me night after night for years but
when I ask them to marry me say "Oh no, my parents would never let me marry
a white person"..?  Is there some reason you're letting all the animal and
plant species be systematically destroyed over the entire planet or is it
just an accident that you are unable to prevent for some reason..?  Why do
you create generations of saturday morning cartoon and sugar warrior
violence-loving junkies and then allow people to be so surprised when they
begin exercising what they have learned..?  Are all bankers shmucks or is
that just an old wives tale..?  When are you going to let us invade
Canada..?  Please chop Karl Rove's dick off, I'm tired of watching him wave
it out his window at everyone.  When are you finally going to turn Texas
into the best damn prison state in all of America completely..?  Why do you
let *sshole politicians in little towns bring in prisons, landfills,
incinerators, tire recycling plants, etc, when there are no community
centers, no recreation facilities, most people can't afford golf shoes or
have the time to play it, and their kids go to school with no socks on
because they are so poor, and when they grow up they leave here because
there are no jobs...?  Are you *really* God..?  If you are, surely you must
have evolved at least as much as one so lowly as myself.  Where then is your
compassion..?  I'm not mocking you, God, I'm just pointing out the huge
proportion of beings suffering and being needlessly destroyed on such a
beautiful planet.  What happened to the spirit that "made America great"..?
Are you ever going to bring it back to get us out of this mess that all this
has turned into..?  Will you *please* get me the f*ck out of here and back
to L.A. where I can get my band back together, get back in the movies, and
finish my novel and film script or are you going to just leave me here to
rot because of some sin that some people named Adam and Eve sinned 8 zillion
years ago..?  Was Freud *really* a coke freak..?  Doesn't that then
therefore make "Modern Psychiatry" a basic pile of crap based on the
ramblings of someone speeding throught the universe trying to analyze the
human mind and state of being..?  Are you going to *really* make me a Mormon
and have the Bush Twins leave their life of luxury and come be my wives in
Utah or somewhere..?  Please, say it ain't so, Joe...  Why don't women have
a breast on their back I can hang on to when we are dancing..?  If you're
not looking over my shoulder every instant, why do my girlfriends keep
calling your name every time we have sex..?  Again, if you're going to let
so many of us suffer miserably endlessly here on this planet at the hands of
pure unadulterated *ssholes, please, give us some f*cking weapons to defend
ourselves with.  p.s.  Please make my penis a little shorter so I don't have
to unstrap it from my ankle when I go to the bathroom.



Cheeseburger

- Yes, I've met both God and The Devil.  One is a great conversationalist
who plays to your ego, while the other just sits there and smiles and waits
for you to figure it all out.  However, neither one can cook very well or
has three breasts, so I'm still thinking it all over.......


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