[Mb-civic] What's Going Right in Iraq LATimes

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Re:  What's Going Right in Iraq LATimes



Amazing spin.  Thanks for the laughs, American Columnists.  I *really* 
needed that.   LOL...........


In the face of 7,000 dead and wounded American Soldiers, 10,000 to 40,000 
dead Iraqi civilian men women and children, Billions of American Taxpayer 
Dollars being funneled off into who knows where with no receipts for 
anything any longer in existence, a puppet government set up there, 140,000 
American Troops still there, our Government's promise that 14 military 
bases will be constructed there and "we will be there forever", the immense 
delay of reconstructing what we ourselves blew up, and among the zillion 
other "What's Gone And Going Wrong In Iraq" items that could easily be 
mentioned, the fact that we're in the wrong war at the wrong time in the 
wrong place to begin with while some guy named bin-Laden is laughing his 
ass off at the entire show and that we've managed to actually become a 
recruitment promoter for "al-Qaeda" by our own actions thus far in The 
Middle East, to know that boutiques and tobacco stores in Iraq are now 
flourishing again is an enormous relief to me, and I'm sure, all Americans.

Again, thanks for the laughs, American Columnists, keep up the good work.

You've managed to bring a ray of sunshine to an incredible atrocity that 
shines brightly through the 10's of Thousands of dead bodies piled up next 
to the boutique.

"Oh, wow, look, now *that* is a cool shirt....  Let's go in and see how 
many dinars it cost."

"I don't know..."

"Oh, come on, just step over the dead bodies...  Look, it looks real clean 
inside..."

"Allright, but just for a minute..."

"See, I told you, we have been Set Free, things are getting better..."

"Wow, that *is* a cool dress....."

"Heh, yep, I'll buy it for you, you can wear it to your son's funeral 
tonight..."

"Gee, thanks, Mr. Cheney, that's really kind of you..."

"Don't mention it...  Just remember, America is your friend, things are 
getting better here, and tell all your neighbors who bought you the dress 
to wear to the funeral..."

"I will...."


Yes, I'm sure they will.

Freedom is such an awesome thing.

If you can manage to sweep away all the inconsequential dead bodies quickly 
enough, everything looks brand new and shiny all of a sudden.

Dead bodies are easily forgotten in the sunshine of a brand new day in the 
bright Iraqi Future while strolling down the avenue in a new dress on the 
way to your baby's funeral.

Thank you, America, you have finally brought us real hope.





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