[Mb-civic] Fw: Urgent!

[ROBERT CLARKE]

>Sent: Wednesday, November 24, 2004 11:01 AM
>Subject: Urgent!
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>Warning: Gonorrhea lecthim
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>      The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new 
>virulent
>strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through
>dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim
>(pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after 
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>been screwed for the past 4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to
>protect themselves from this especially virulent disease.
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>      Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim 
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>but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions 
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>grandeur with a distinct Messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English
>language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new
>information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for
>actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; 
>ignorance of
>geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; 
>and a
>strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
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