[Mb-civic] FW: some things to do before the inaugural

[Michael Butler]

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From: "Hecate Gould"

Some Things To Do Before The Inaugural
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>1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
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>2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
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>3. Cash your social security check.
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>4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
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>5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
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>6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
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>7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
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>8. Hoard gasoline.
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>9. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law
>books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc
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>10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it
now.
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>11. Come out - then go back in the closet - HURRY!
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>12. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
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>13. Stay out late before the curfews start.
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>14. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
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>15. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
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>16. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
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>17. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a
>white person.
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>18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a
>base-jumper.
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>19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
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>20. Start your school day without a prayer.
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>21. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
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>22. Learn French.
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>23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
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>24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
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>25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
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>26. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
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>27. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
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>28. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
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>  29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.



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