[Mb-civic] Our Reporter On The Floor At The RNC...

[Cheeseburger]

Our Reporter On The Floor At The RNC...


"Yes, here we are, inside at the Republican National Convention.  There's 
so much racket, it's hard to hear, ladies and gentlemen.  Wait a second, 
here comes Vice-President Dick Cheney who just got through giving his 
speech.  Mr. Cheney, how does it feel to be back on top in a place you 
helped devastate on the same stage where Mick Jagger pranced around with a 
giant air-filled cock...?"

"Uh, oh, hey, Cheeseburger...!!!!  Wow, where the hell have you 
been...?"  It feels GREAT....!!  Not only do we have all these suckers just 
where we want them, but here we are screwin' em up the butt for all they're 
worth right in the middle of Democrat Land, hahahahaha.....!!"

"Yes, yes, I see what you mean, Mr. Cheney..."

"Call me Dick.  Everybody else does....   Hahahahaha...."

"And that, dear listeners was the Vice-President of the United States of 
America exiting, who, if for nothing else, will always be remembered for 
saying "Go fuck yourself" on the floor of the Senate.  Let's see who else 
is around..."

"Cheesie............!!!"

"Oh, crap, I mean, hey Condi...   Ladies and gentlemen in our listening 
audience, the National Security Advisor, Condoleeza Rice..."

"Call me, Condi again, Cheeseburger... hahahehehe...."

"So...    Condi.....   How are you doing tonight...?   Are you happy to be 
back on top of the political game here in a place you helped devastate by 
being who you are...?"

"Oh, Cheese, you're so funny....  <grab>..."

"Condi...!!  You can't grab me there, I don't care how many times I took 
you out on a Saturday and banged your bucket....  We're on the air, dammit..!!"

"Oh, Cheese, I can grab you anyway I want... hehehe.  But, yes, in answer 
to your question, it feels great.  Not only are we sucking up all the 
publicity in the world right now to keep givin it to them all up the wazoo, 
but it's all the charm of a poison pen letter that collectively we're 
bringing to a place that really deserves every bit of dissing that the 
Republican Party can dump on them.  All in all, I think it's been a huge 
success so far..."

"Uh........."

"Hehehe, well, Cheese, I gotta run, between the champagne and picking 
pockets from these drunken Conventioneers, I'm cleaning up... hehehehe"

"Ok, Condi...  And there goes Condoloser Rice, ladies and gentlemen.  For 
some more information on how some people feel about that heart-warming 
lovely person you can check out: 
http://www.911citizenswatch.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=51&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0

"Oh...  Oh...  Wait a moment....!!  Here comes Wolfowitz and 
Feith...!!  Ladies and gentlemen, Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz 
and Undersecretary of Defense Douglas Feith...!!  Paul..!  Doug...!  How 
have you been....?"

"Cheeseburger....!  Great to see you again...  We've been great...!"

"Good, good, so you're enjoying the Convention...?"

"Oh, man, we haven't had so much fun in a long time, Cheese...."

"Hehe, yeah, right, it's so cool...."

"Great, great to hear that.  You know, I just wanted to ask you real quick 
while you have a second about that Spy for Israel that everyone says has 
connections to your offices etc....?"

"Oh, oh that stuff....  Very little to it, Cheeseburger...."

"Yeah, nothing whatsoever to it.  We never passed him anything..."

"Yes, but Paul, Doug, the investigation is ongoing and it doesn't look very 
good, they had wiretaps etc etc etc..."

"Yeah, well, uh, well...."

"Look, Cheeseburger, me and Paul have been talking it over, and to put all 
of this to rest and nip it in the bud, we both decided that we would wait 
until this moment on the floor of the $Republican $National $Convention to 
give you our exclusive release to the nation about it...."

"Yeah..."

"About what, guys.....?"

"Well.....   You tell him...."

"Ok...   Ok, Cheese, me and Paul, we're...  we're....  we're both gay..."

"You're...    gay...."

"Yeah, what he said, both of us, too.  Make sure you write that down..."

"Both gay, yeah, hehehe..."

"And the spy guy from Israel......?"

"He's gay, too...."

"Yeah, he's our gay lover...  It's a threesome, a triangle..."

"Yeah, we're a gay triangle...."

"So, you're all three gay...."

"Yep, gay as a 4 dollar bill, Cheese, hehehehe....."

"Hehehe.....  Yeah, so there goes any stupid conspiracy stuff down the tube 
about whatever...."

"Ahhh....   I see...."

"Ok, Cheese, we're gonna go hustle some chicks...  See you later..."

"Ok, guys...."

"Bye, Cheese......!!"

"Bye, Doug.........    And there, ladies and gentlemen, goes Paul Wolfowitz 
and Douglas Feith, who have just revealed here on the floor of the 
Republican National Convention to your reporter at large here for you that 
they are both gay and the Spy working for Israel is not a spy but their gay 
lover in a gay triangle.  The night here just keeps getting better and 
better.  We'll take a short station identification break and be back with 
you in just a little while.  This is Cheeseburger on the floor of the 
Republican National Convention for you, telling all our dedicated listeners 
out there to buy low and sell high, and now a message from our sponsor 
tonight, the Young Girls' Apparel Division of Halliburton Inc...."



Cheeseburger

- Where has the sparrow gone now that I need its song.